Gordon

Writer's Block: Pecking Order

Thu, 20 Aug 2009 04:15:18 GMT

Are you an oldest, youngest, middle, or only child? How do you think it has influenced your personality?

Oldest.
Made me a lot more patient.

Mon, 10 Aug 2009 04:55:00 GMT

went to sauble beach with beaver
chilled liked crazy
met some awesome people
good times were had

in other news
lichens are my favourite non-psychoactive vegetation
i was feeling them today
and examining them
i want to have a room in my house that just lichens on the floor
they are quite comfy to step on
:)

edit: my bad it turns out some kinds of lichens are psychoactive.

Sun, 02 Aug 2009 03:30:31 GMT

Using only song names from ONE ARTIST, cleverly answer these questions. Pass it on to 15 people you like and include me. You can't use the artist I used. It's a lot harder than you think. Repost as "my life according to (artist's name)"

Pick your Artist:
Boards of Canada

Are you a male or female:
Dayvan Cowboy

Describe yourself:
Sir Prancelot Brainfire

How do you feel:
Hey Saturday Sun

Describe where you currently live?
Over the Horizon Radar

If you could go anywhere, where would you go:
Telephasic Workshop

Your favorite form of transportation:
Happy Cycling

Your best friend is:
Music is Math

You and your best friends are:
Twoism

What's the weather like:
Turquoise Hexagon Sun

Favorite time of day:
Sunshine Recorder

If your life was a TV show, what would it be called:
A Moment of Clarity

What is life to you:
You Could Feel the Sky

Your relationship:
Pete Standing Alone

Thought for the Day:
Smokes Quantity

How I would like to die:
Oscar See Through Red Eye

My soul's present condition:
Base Free

My motto:
Slow This Bird Down

Anyone else want to try?
Finity

the stereotype thingy

Tue, 07 Apr 2009 02:05:42 GMT

I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.

I'm BRUNETTE so I MUST hate red heads

I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.

I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz.

I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.

I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.

I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.

I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.

I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.

I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.

I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.

I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.

I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.

I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.

I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.

I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.

I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.

I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.

I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.

I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.

I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.

I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.

I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.

I'm a DANCER, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.

I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.

I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a Goth or emo.

I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.

I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.

I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.

I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.

I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.

I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".

I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!

I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.

I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.

I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.

I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.

I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.

I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.

I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.

I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.

I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that’s how Russians roll.

I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.

I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.

I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.

I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.

I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.

I’m a skinny Asian so I must be a snobby bitch

I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.

I’m a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.

I’m a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.

I’m STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.

I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.

I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.

I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.

I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.

I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff

I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7

I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.

I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.

I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.

I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.

I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA

I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect

I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black

I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.

I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.

I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.

I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.

I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.

I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.

I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.

I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.

I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.

I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon

I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.

I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.

I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.

I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.

I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.

I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.

I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.

I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.

I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.

I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.

I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.

I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.

I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.

I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.

My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.

I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.

I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.

I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.

I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself.

I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse

I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.

I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.

I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.

I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.

I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.

I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak

I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.

I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep

I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear skirts

I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.

I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.

I’m against Abortions so I must want to destroy people’s lives

I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.

I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.

I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.

I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.

I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.

I like BLOOD, so I am a VAMPIRE.

I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER! (i do have mental abilities thank you)

I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.

I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.

I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE

I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser

I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy

I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.

I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.

I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins

I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan

I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion

I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.

I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.

I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.

I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.

I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.

I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.

I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.

I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.

I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.

I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED

I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast

I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish

I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.

I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.

I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.

I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.

I like to have sex so I’m a slut

I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s

I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times

I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.

I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian. (i think it's because i'm a straight guy actually)

I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.

I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.

I know a lot about sex so I must be obsessed with it

I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.

I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.

I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.

I was born a Muslim SO I MUST WANT TO DESTROY THE WORLD

I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist

I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake

I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems

I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist.

I’m a Lesbian so I must want to fuck all my friend who are girls/every chick in sight

I like emo music so I’m emo and love to slit my wrists

I like playing Video games and reading fanfic, so I must not have any friends

I SUPPORT GAYS so I must be one.

I’m Christian so I don’t want to have sex until I’m married

I prefer the company of guys so I must be a lesbian

I like reading smut, which means I have no sex life.

I Believe in ABORTION to me must hate babies and kids

I hate the presidant/priminister/queen so I must want to blow them up

I’m open with my sexuality, so I'm a slut

I like writing stories about TV shows so I must be obsessed with them.

I’m IRISH so I’m going to end up beating my wife.

I'm Australian so I talk funny and love to put a snag on a Barbie

I prefer to be alone so that must mean that I don’t have any friends.

I’m Christian so I must like reading the bible and want to grow up and be a nun

I’m a girl and very open with my girl friends so I must want to fuck them.

I like to pose in the mirror so I must love my self.

I speak my mind so I must be an over confident bitch.

I like Britney Spears so I need to 'get with the ages’, stop being a loser and grow up'

I like to drink so I’m an alcoholic

sure what the hell i'll do it

Sun, 15 Mar 2009 02:27:33 GMT

* #123 Mad Men
* #122 Moleskine Notebooks
* #121 Funny or Ironic Tattoos
* #120 Taking a Year Off
* #119 Sea Salt
* #118 Ugly Sweater Parties
* #117 Political Prisoners
* #116 Black Music that Black People Don’t Listen to Anymore
* #115 Promising to Learn a New Language
* #114 America
* #113 Halloween
* #112 Hummus
* #111 Pea Coats
* #110 Frisbee Sports
* #109 The Onion
* #108 Appearing to Enjoy Classical Music
* #107 Self Aware Hip Hop References
* #106 Facebook
* #105 Unpaid Internships
* #104 Girls with Bangs
* #103 Sweaters
* #102 Children’s Games as Adults
* #101 Being Offended
* #100 Bumper Stickers
* #99 Grammar
* #98 The Ivy League
* #97 Scarves
* #96 New Balance Shoes
* #95 Rugby
* #94 Free Healthcare
* #93 Music Piracy
* #92 Book Deals
* #91 San Francisco
* #90 Dinner Parties
* #89 St. Patrick’s Day
* #88 Having Gay Friends
* #87 Outdoor Performance Clothes
* #86 Shorts
* #85 The Wire
* #84 T-Shirts
* #83 Bad Memories of High School
* #82 Hating Corporations
* #81 Graduate School
* #80 The Idea of Soccer
* #79 Modern Furniture
* #78 Multilingual Children
* #77 Musical Comedy
* #76 Bottles of Water
* #75 Threatening to Move to Canada
* #74 Oscar Parties
* #73 Gentrification
* #72 Study Abroad
* #71 Being the only white person around
* #70 Difficult Breakups
* #69 Mos Def
* #68 Michel Gondry
* #67 Standing Still at Concerts
* #66 Divorce
* #65 Co-Ed Sports
* #64 Recycling
* #63 Expensive Sandwiches
* #62 Knowing What’s Best for Poor People
* #61 Bicycles
* #60 Toyota Prius
* #59 Natural Medicine
* #58 Japan
* #57 Juno
* #56 Lawyers
* #55 Apologies
* #54 Kitchen Gadgets
* #53 Dogs
* #52 Sarah Silverman
* #51 Living by the Water
* #50 Irony
* #49 Vintage
* #48 Whole Foods and Grocery Co-ops
* #47 Arts Degrees
* #46 The Sunday New York Times
* #45 Asian Fusion Food
* #44 Public Radio
* #43 Plays
* #42 Sushi
* #41 Indie Music
* #40 Apple Products
* #39 Netflix
* #38 Arrested Development
* #37 Renovations
* #36 Breakfast Places
* #35 The Daily Show/Colbert Report
* #34 Architecture
* #33 Marijuana
* #32 Vegan/Vegetarianism
* #31 Snowboarding
* #30 Wrigley Field
* #29 80s Night
* #28 Not having a TV
* #27 Marathons
* #26 Manhattan
* #25 David Sedaris
* #24 Wine
* #23 Microbreweries
* #22 Having Two Last Names
* #21 Writers Workshops
* #20 Being an expert on YOUR culture
* #19 Traveling
* #18 Awareness
* #17 Hating their Parents
* #16 Gifted Children
* #15 Yoga
* #14 Having Black Friends
* #13 Tea
* #12 Non-Profit Organizations
* #11 Asian Girls
* #10 Wes Anderson Movies
* #9 Making you feel bad about not going outside
* #8 Barack Obama
* #7 Diversity
* #6 Organic Food
* #5 Farmer’s Markets
* #4 Assists
* #3 Film Festivals
* #2 Religions their parents don’t belong to
* #1 Coffee

so I've decided to post

Sun, 25 Jan 2009 17:10:39 GMT

*see title*
it is noon and have just woken up
well I woke up at 8:30 too because someone likes to call my house at that time daily.
anyway I only have one more exam which is good stuffs
I found a pair of those things that you squeeze with your hands or watever and they're actually a lot of fun
I have an impeding sense of boredom. I know next week will be boring. Well unless I'm chillin with ppl
In other newz AVG anti-virus rapes everything
I got a new mouse for those who don't know! It tracks at 2500dpi
which is like
so sensitive it's glorious
so the night before last night
I had a very vivid zombie dream which was cool
last night I had a dream I was having a space adventure with all the guys from star trek
and then I was magically doing a play and then I was at a fair and then the fucking phone rang
anyway I really don't have anything else to say other than that.
Also to all the sick ppl I wish you luck in your battle against disease
unless you're ross
in which case I hope you die :)
One more thing
things must start coming out so I can be amused
like Tom Morello is recording a new album and that comes out in march
so it should be fuckin awesome
and the next season of breaking bad is coming out in 2009
and Terminator 4 comes out in september
anywayz
this is all
I bid you good day

GIVE THANKS

Mon, 13 Oct 2008 00:19:43 GMT

it is thanksgiving weekend
it is a time for giving thanks about the food we have and the fact that conservatives aren't the majority party in canada. i shall start on thursday. I went to school and did schooly things that i don't remember. Then i wen to joe's and we gamed with soem ghetto games and we played magic or soemthing. Then it's a black hole in my memory. I hate those. Overall thursday is kind of fuzzy so forget that day. FRIDAY. I went golfing and stuff. I also became a captain on rainbow six! by killing 5000 poeple in one day. Then i stayed up till 4 playing pokemon cuz im cool. Then i woke up at ten. Played rainbow six. Went to grandma's. Got in an argument with one of my aunt's over paintballing. She thinks anybody who likes paintballing is secretly a mass murderer. I told her i was a mass muderer. Then i played pokemon and faded in and out of conciousness because a large number of us were tired and just sat in aroom and snored. Then i woke up and chilled with mathew my cousin and i listened to some italy lulz stories. He went to italy for a class trip. for three weeks. and he decided to break up with his girlfriend. WHILE THEY WERE THERE. and then his best friend went after her and now they're going out except for not because he got the shit kicked out of him. Verbally and physically. First my cousin decides to say in frotn of a crowd of people. "you're going out with (forgot name) huh? Yeah well guess what? I fucked her last night! (WHICH WAS TRUE ACTUALLY) so then he kicked the shit out of the guy because my cousin is 6'8''. then i went home and played rainbow six before i was kicked off by ross. now im writing in my lj. im going paintballing tommorow. also
Halls are the best. They make life worth living.
PS. IM SICK AGAIN

I WANT TO PLAY UNREAL

Fri, 03 Oct 2008 22:54:24 GMT

So i woke up this morning and tried to shower but i was not allowed because apparnelty ross needed the shower at precisely that time so i had to sit in my room while ross slept and i waited for him to gte up so he could shower and then i could. So then my mom got pissed because i was pissed about her planning because ross had a 7:15 volleyball thing but he decides to want to shower AT THE EXACT SAME TIME TIME AS ME. So anyway i had to explain the laws of time to my mom and ross. because apparently if i want to shower at that time on friday morning i have to wake up earlier. When ross has to leave the house earlier. Then i ate a waffle with mise soup and a smoothie and walked to school. Then i came into the school and chilled with peeps. Then i went to business and my teacher is really really dumb. I todl him i was done the entire project except the flow chart and he got mad at me for looking at magic cards. I then explained to him that trying to draw out a flow chart on a school computer would be a painfully depressign waste of time considering the sheer amount of lag microsoft word causes alone. Then i went on wikipedia for the entire class and read about arsenic. Then two kids were on youtube and the teacher was like "what are you watching?" and they were like a centipede and a tarantula fighting! and he came over there and watched it with them. I tried to look at magic cards again, but i was told to stop. also the project he assigned is retarded. Drawing a flow chart is worth more than half a page on assembly line work. Then i went to drama and watched groups fail epicly while i laughed at them on the inside. Then i had math and we did co-operative learning and it MADE ME FEEL LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT, THIS IS BULLSHIT! and then i listened to unforgiveable throuhgout the entire bullshit test no one knew how to do. Then i gave dylan his phone. and he was really nice and bought me a sub :) and then me and asher and him went to my house and watched treehouse and i talked to the retarded tech support guy. Then i had civics with a piece of shit computer where internet explorer uses the entire cpu. Then i went to asher's and we played unreal tournament 3 and we're going to mod it. Also i have a major assignment in every class due on tuesday. also my brother and his friends stabbed some kid. also i have a toe infection. also a freezer pack fell out of my fridge and i went to pick it up bend and snap style but i came back up onto the freezer dorr corner and friggin died.

HAPPY NOW?

Wed, 01 Oct 2008 23:37:52 GMT

so after a long absence i've decided to re-appear
commander xander has escaped from his pow camp
He is here to fight evil again! (and his friends think he needs to use his lj)
so today i woke up and i've just realized that the snooze time on my clock is not one minute, but 15 seconds. I have no sense of time in the morning it seems. However the alarm clock is 4x as evil now. So then i woke up and had a shower and did my terminator thing and then i went upstairs and realized i forgot to do my laundry again and put on the cleanest thing i had, again. Which reminds me, i need to put my laundry in the dryer. So then i went downstairs and had mise soup for breakfast, packed my lunch, read the paper and was out the door before my brother was awake. YAY! Then i walked to school and went to my locker and then i tried to guess which locker was ning's but failed because im pretty sure i sat by mckenna's. But thats okay because ning walked in the second i sat down. *Clip Missing* then i was all of a sudden in business class because sometimes my memory has intermittent jumps. so i cut things for the entire class. and then i went to drama. then leanne told steve about the PLAN because shes retarded and then she decided to bitch until i forgave her and then i had to because our group wouldnt get anything done also i really wnated food. then i went to math and did a fraction quiz except i either failed, or everyone else failed becasue no one had the same answer. then the teacher moved me to the front of the class because i didn't match the pattern in the talking area and was too quite so now i get to sit closest to her. she must think i'm extra special. so then i had lunch and i talked to the other steve that i know nd then i ate lunch and then i wrote drama script and then i beat dylan 2/2 times at magic because my elf deck pwns his deck. so then i went to civics and got a 73 on a test. go me. and then i went to my house with joe/dylan/andrew/me and we played magic the enitre time and me and john talked and now i have to do my math. -__-

and yes im aware of all the run-on sentences in that.